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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

This is What A Malaysian Should Know

This is What A Malaysian Should Know

 NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

 NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD : Maggi Mee

 NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Nasi Lemak

 NATIONAL LUNCH : Nasi Ayam

 NATIONAL SUPPER : Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

 NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam

 NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION : Pineapple

 NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

 NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning

 NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain

 NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA : Cap Kaki Tiga.

 NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol.

 NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

 NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block. 

NATIONAL RICE COOKER : NATIONAL Rice Cooker

 NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere, as long as it is not your house.

 NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour.

 NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU?' On the way.

 NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE -10 minutes

 NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE Petrol naik

 NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE Still cheaper than other country

 NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM: There was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION : 'I got some work to do..u all go first' 

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS: An act of God.

 NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS: None. We were misquoted.

 NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES: Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?

 NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE: Everybody jumping what!

 NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE: Government will give discount one of these days

 NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE: Minum kopi

 NATIONAL GOD Allah only for Muslims

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